This thing's actually gonna happen. Be afraid, be very afraid. Then I'm going to become a software developer, slowly turn amphibious and go and live in a pond and eat your children.
Also I wrote an essay with 10 different citations. 10! That means I actually remembered where the facts I was writing about came from! That means there were actually facts in the essay! These are interesting times indeed.
Pond. Children. Raargh.